The Thailand people are BACK!!!!

Welcome back!! Welcome back!!

*opens arms to show welcoming gesture*

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Eh, I won't toss coin anymore lah.

I have to make Mature Adult Deceisions now, since I am no longer fourteen!
Hehe.

Tossing a coin is too childish.
Tsk tsk.
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Couldn't sleep last night.
I tried reading my Chinese "Model Compositions", but surprisingly, it didn't make me sleepy at all.

This called for Desperate Measures.

So I whipped out my class photo and stared at Shannon's face really hard.
I figured that I will eventually get a major headache and this will lead to a fainting spell or a coma.

But it didn't work. I only got a headache....and I also went blind for a few seconds.

I decided to make myself a "small" midnight feast, and by small I mean "slightly more than what an average person eats per meal".

The food:

- A cheese omelette
-6 "Chips Ahoy!" cookies
-6 chocolate-filled marshmallows
-four slices of toasted bread with cheese
-One can of "i Dragon"
-Two glasses of water

I've been stuffing my face too much lately.

I must follow my vegetarian beliefs more faithfully!!

I've lost appetite for seafood ever since I ate a RAW oyster and a RAW cockle at SAKURA.
My mother dared me to eat.

I had to "act brave":

Mother: Nice (smiling evilly inside) ?

ME: (acting brave while chewing) Ya ya.. hehehehe..nice..hehe..

It was terrible.
I felt like I was eating some sort of internal organ. Barf.

-Ric

Why the hell am I so unlucky?!

I cannot stand it. BUAY TAHAN BUAY TAHAN!!!

Just read Sharon's blog and there's this "pre-SWAT" camp going on at 27-29th of December.

26-28th November is CHURCH CAMP.

To make things worse, I asked Sharon to rate the importance of the camp from a scale of 1-10 and she said 13.

What a dumbass number to pick.

13 AS IN "13" THE UNLUCKY NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAARRGGGHHHH!!!

Somebody kill me now.

I asked Sharon to bury me and she obliged.
She is providing the tombstone.

So yes, now I have to toss a coin to see if I'll be going for "Pre-SWAT" Camp OR Church Camp.

Either way, I'll lose out.
If I go for CHURCH camp, I'll probably be murdered in the REAL SWAT camp.

If I go to "Pre-SWAT" Camp, I WILL MISS OUT ON THE CAMP THAT I'VE BEEN ONLY LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*weeps*


The Ultimately Weird Thing is that all my bad luck seems to be related to NPCC.

When I asked Sharon why is this so, she just gave me a bunch of reasons that is to terrible to put in my blog.

Excuse me, I have to go toss a coin now.

I've just realised that a lot of my friends are overseas.

1. Suane's in The Philippines.

2. David and Lene in Australia.

3. Didi, Saficat and Feli in Thailand.

Meanwhile, I am just at home arranging underwear.

Okay, not really.

I've just finish reading two novels which means I have one last book to read.
Which means I am going to have to go back the library tomorrow (I am no nerd.)

I suddenly can't wait for school to re-open.
Which is funny because when I was in school I couldn't wait for The Holidays to come.

I just know I am going to be stressed out next year.

A. Maths, Pure Chemistry, Combined Physics and Biology, Geography, CLB Chinese, Social Studies and E. Maths.

These are the subjects that I'm going to be taking next year.
I realize that I have no interests in any of these subjects. Yawn.

What does the "E" in E. Maths stand for?

It stands for ESSHOLE Maths.
Not Asshole, ESSHOLE.

The "A" in A. Maths stands for ASSHOLE Maths.

I had caught a glance at our Pure Chemistry book and ASSHOLE Maths book when I was in Popular the other day and I had a almost had a stroke when I saw how thick it was.

If you really think about it, there is nothing appealing about going 3e1.

Besides the horrific subject combination, we will also be most likely be stereotyped as geeks.

People will also probably think that we are elitist snobs.

However, it is still too early to press The Panic Button.
So I shall savour these last few weeks that I am not burying my head in a Maths book trying to decipher those weird formations that I often see in them.

Aye, my skin looks odd!

But whatever..I spent so much time on editing this skin.. so I'll be keeping it for a looooong time.

Can't wait till Didi, Saf and Feli get back from thailand.
Then we can go out!!

Yay!

Buay tahan.
I'm so bored.
I've just been bookworming the whole day (and editing).
My life is pathetic.

Okay. I am really bored.

The sky looks really nice.
It's sort of an orangey, red-ish, purple-y colour.

And this there's this cloud which looks like its giving me the finger.

Aiyohh.

-Ric

A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ONE AND ONLY FELI FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Okay.
My computer is going totally mad.
It keeps blinking and I have to whack the monitor hard before it finally behaves.

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The reasons why I closed down my blog:

1. Mother found out about my blog. She went into Raging Bull mode when she read my posts.

2.No mood to blog.(Don't ask)

3. I wanted to take a short break from blogging. I initially didn't want to blog for a month but decided I was not strong enough.

4. Too many comments from morons. I hope you people are reading this, bastards.


So yes, now I am back in the blogging business.
Hooray.

First Day Of Open House

I wasn't supposed to come actually, but my house was boring me senseless so I decided to go with Nadiyah.

She had to go home at 1+ though.

I decided to stay and disturb the Humanities booth people (Feli, Safi, Azyan, Reshmi, Xuan).

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Mrs. Low(Vice Principal) asked Safi if I was a student or a guest:

Mrs Low: Is she (me) a student or a guest?

-background music-

Safi: -silence-

Me: Oh. I'm a guest. I'm from Changkat Primary actually.

(I see Ms. Chan and a few other teachers run away from the corner of my eye.)

Mrs. Low: Ohhhh... Changkat ah?

Me:Ya. I'm planning to come here (CCSS) next year.

Mrs. Low: -gives a very alarming smile- Oh? What is your Aggregate?

Me: Errrrrrr...207.

Mrs. Low: Do you know anyone from Changkat Changi?

Me: Yes, I know Safiqa because my mother knows her mother.

Mrs. Low: (frightens me with another smile) Ohhhh.. (walks away looking cheerful)

Me and Safi: -erupts into silent sniggering-

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Am I the greatest or what?

Eh, but Ms. Ling called me juvenile leh. (But she laughed when I told her Mrs. Low gave me this patronizing smile.)
And Ms. Chan gave me a hard whack on my arm.

The rest were laughing at me though.
They said the reason Mrs. Low couldn't tell if I was a primary school or not was because I was short.

I told them it was because I was YOUNG and VIBRANT.
Hahahahahhahahaha.

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I gave a sex talk to those around me (Humanities and English booth people).

I will not go into the details here but let me assure you, you would not want to miss it.

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I went to Pet Safari with Serene after the Open House and we saw the dogs doing some very R21 stuff.
And they were only puppies.

Yeesh.

Some were actually jumping like kangaroos.
Apparently, Pet Safari is breeding a new species called " Kangogs" (mix between kangaroo and dog).

Second Day Of Open House

I met Didi at the bus-stop.
Was supposed to meet her at 11 but I came 20 mins late.
Oops.

"No wonder you are always late for school." Didi told me.

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Met serene and we walked around with Hui Ting.

There was this moment where me and Didi ran away from them while laughing like idiots.

So it was like:

"EH RUN, RUN!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....!!"

Yes, I know how it sounds, but I assure, you we are perfectly normal.

Oh by the way, I had waltzed in to the Humanities booth singing "Haaaaaaaaapy Biiirthdaaaaay tooooooo yoooooooouuuuuu...." to Felicia, but I was unable to finish because Ms. Chan told me to keep quiet.

It is a pity indeed. They didn't get the full effect of my singing prowess.

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I am very annoyed with the Chinese Orchestra.
There is this one guy who keeps playing the Air Horn (I know it is not called Air Horn, but I call it that because it looks very "airy" and "horny") terribly.

I almost threw a rock at him.

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Went and slacked at TM with Didi.

Made alot of wisecracks.
We were practically making fun of everyone.
Muahahaha.

I think I lost weight.
We must have walked around TM eighty times.

We took the BOX everywhere. ( HEHE.)

Ahhh..I am going to watch teevee now.

Vye vye! (Only didi knows, hehe.)
-Ric

Okay.
This going to be a fast one.

I'll explain everything in my next post.
Have LOTS to write.

I know you people missed me.
Heh.

-Ric

Well, I got into 3e1.

Haiz.
I'm happy..I guess?

I am going to miss didi.
And sharon.

Who will I make fun of shannon with now?

They are my best making-fun-of shannon partners EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
-sigh

Ms chan purposely suan my F9 chinese.
Wah...now I have a horrible last impression on ms. chan.
But I will still miss her!!
She will never teach me again as I am going to a geog class next year.

This is what Ms Chan wrote in my report book:

Erica is a bright, responsible and dilligent young lady. She has an outstanding leadership quality.She is an exmple for us all.

I knew it!
SHE LOVES ME!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
(the above is fake by the way.)

Nadiyah gave me some disheartening news at the bus just now.
BUT I SHALL NOT BE SAD TODAY!! (tmrw lah tmrw lah..haha).

Went out with serene and didi.
LOL!
I TRULY TRULY appreciate my friends.
-sigh
What would I do without them?

-Ric